Quote from Francis in The Bully
Lois: [answers phone] Hello. Francis: Mom, great news. I figured out a way to get home Wednesday. Lois: Francis... Francis: No, it won't cost you a cent. One of the cadet's fathers is a trucker. He said I can ride in the refrigerator compartment to the 609 interchange. And a buddy of his flies a crop duster. Now, if he's sober, he should be able to drop me off at the soybean field near the train station...