Francis Quote #75
Martin: I really think you're going to like laundry duty, Francis. Basically, you wash it, you dry it, you fold it. You want me to go through that again?
Francis: No, twice was good. Actually, I don't mind doing laundry. Mom always thought she was punishing me, but I always found it relaxing. Geez, this detergent is awful. This is way too coarse for our cotton blends. Wasn't this stuff banned?
Martin: Yeah, this is what we use. You see, there is an arrangement with the distributor. We take this crappy soap off his hands, and, uh, he makes it worth our while. [holds up tickets]
Francis: The Alabama Opera?
Martin: There's plenty more where that came from.
Francis: No thanks.
Martin: Opera's not your thing. That's fine. This guy's got connections. Cords of firewood, tractor show, free burgers from Churchill's when you buy a burger of equal or greater value.
Francis: Don't you think Marlin Academy is hard enough without our own guys selling us out? I mean, look at these. You ever heard of fabric softener? These sheets are like sleeping on straw.
Martin: Hey, it was good enough for the baby Jesus.
Francis: Get out.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Therapy’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: What happened? Did you get caught? Where were you?
Reese: Geez. You're always so angry. Maybe you really do need therapy.
Malcolm: What I need is for you not to ruin everything for me. Do you know how much trouble we'll be in if we get caught? With Mom? With the school? With Mom?
Reese: Give me a little credit, psycho. I've been doing my own research. See, I rented Silence of the Lambs, Seven, and The Nutty Professor.
Malcolm: Oh, God. Reese, tell me exactly what you told her.
Reese: Nope. That's confidential. Now, which one do you like more? [holds up masks] Hannibal Lecter or the hockey mask? [When Lois taps on the boys' bedroom door, Ms. Gilbert is standing next to her]
Lois: Malcolm, Reese. What do you have to say for yourselves?
Reese: [deep voice] Don't blame Reese. Blame Davey. [Lois grabs Reese's finger] Ow! Ow, ow. Ow!
Quote from Reese
Reese: You missed a great assembly. I can't believe it. They actually gave us fruit to throw at the Krelboynes. What were they thinking?
Malcolm: Don't you ever get tired of making their lives miserable?
Reese: Nope. Besides, I want them to remember who's boss. When they're living in their mansions with their supermodel wives, they're going to know... the guy cleaning their pool kicked their ass.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Underpants! In a closet! Human underpants! I must not threaten you people enough!