Martin: I really think you're going to like laundry duty, Francis. Basically, you wash it, you dry it, you fold it. You want me to go through that again?
Francis: No, twice was good. Actually, I don't mind doing laundry. Mom always thought she was punishing me, but I always found it relaxing. Geez, this detergent is awful. This is way too coarse for our cotton blends. Wasn't this stuff banned?
Martin: Yeah, this is what we use. You see, there is an arrangement with the distributor. We take this crappy soap off his hands, and, uh, he makes it worth our while. [holds up tickets]
Francis: The Alabama Opera?
Martin: There's plenty more where that came from.
Francis: No thanks.
Martin: Opera's not your thing. That's fine. This guy's got connections. Cords of firewood, tractor show, free burgers from Churchill's when you buy a burger of equal or greater value.
Francis: Don't you think Marlin Academy is hard enough without our own guys selling us out? I mean, look at these. You ever heard of fabric softener? These sheets are like sleeping on straw.
Martin: Hey, it was good enough for the baby Jesus.
Francis: Get out.