Lois Quote #126
Quote from Lois in Convention
Lois: Would you stop this, please?! You are humiliating me in front of my friends!
Barbara: [retches] I'm okay.
Lois: You are both middle-aged men, you are too old, and too weak to accomplish anything here!
Hal: It's too late! Something snapped. I am way past the point of no return! We're talking primal animal urges! I'm going to let nature take its course... and kill him!
Lois: In thirty seconds, I am going to instruct these men to let you go.
Hal: Thank you, Lois. Thank you.
Lois: And then, you will have a choice: you can indulge your primal urges with him, or... you can come back to the motel, and indulge your primal urges with me.
Hal: [whimpers] Don't trivialize my anger, Lois. There are some things that you just don't try to talk people out of! I have a legitimate situation here!
Lois: I know, baby. [kisses Hal]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Convention’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: So, yesterday, in my gifted class - I'm not bragging that I'm gifted, but that's just what they call the class. We're studying Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis, it's a Mad Cow disease. It started because they were grinding up dead cows to feed them to the other cows. Basically the prions turn their brains into soup, right in their skulls. It's very similar to a disease that afflicted a tribe of cannibals, because they feasted on their victims' brains. [Patty is silent]
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: Hey, is his stick bigger than my stick?
Malcolm: I don't know. They're just sticks.
Reese: Yeah, but why does he get the better stick? I always get the crappy sticks! Why is everything of mine so lame? I never have anything nice! My life sucks!
Malcolm: [to Dewey] Give me that. [snaps Dewey's stick in half]
Dewey: [sobs]
Malcolm: [to camera] Sometimes, things just have a way of working out.
Quote from Reese
Reese: I don't see why we need a babysitter!
Malcolm: Yeah, Dad's convention is only for two days!
Reese: How can you not trust us? [off Lois's look] Well, it's still not fair!
Lois: I trust you to be on your own. The babysitter's not going to be here for two hours. Don't... do... anything.