Lois: Would you stop this, please?! You are humiliating me in front of my friends!
Barbara: [retches] I'm okay.
Lois: You are both middle-aged men, you are too old, and too weak to accomplish anything here!
Hal: It's too late! Something snapped. I am way past the point of no return! We're talking primal animal urges! I'm going to let nature take its course... and kill him!
Lois: In thirty seconds, I am going to instruct these men to let you go.
Hal: Thank you, Lois. Thank you.
Lois: And then, you will have a choice: you can indulge your primal urges with him, or... you can come back to the motel, and indulge your primal urges with me.
Hal: [whimpers] Don't trivialize my anger, Lois. There are some things that you just don't try to talk people out of! I have a legitimate situation here!
Lois: I know, baby. [kisses Hal]