Lois Quote #458
Quote from Lois in Malcolm Visits College
Leland: All right, kid, here's the deal, my name is Leland. More importantly, I'm the RA, which stands for Resident Advisor, which means I'm in charge of this floor. So you're going to have to keep the music down.
Malcolm: Is it really that loud?
Leland: Listen, guy, I can either be your best friend or your worst nightmare. Now turn the radio down.
Lois: Is there a problem here?
Leland: Who are you?
Lois: I'm his mother. I'm supervising these kids in this coed room which I cannot believe your school condones.
Leland: You know, ma'am, that's not what I'm here about. That radio is at least five dBs above the approved noise level. I'd hate to have to confiscate it or move on to more serious consequences.
Lois: You know what, Leland? I've been to college. I know exactly how much power and authority an RA has. Good night. [closes door]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.