Lois Quote #462
Quote from Lois in Malcolm Visits College
[A pair of paramedics carry Malcolm away on the door his foot is still stuck through]
Malcolm: [to camera] It's not a total loss. When they took the door off the hinges, they discovered Leland had a hot plate. We all got to watch while they made him unplug it and put it in the closet.
Lois: Don't you worry about it, honey. Just be glad this was our safety school. When we go to Yale, I promise I'll be much more on top of things.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.