Lois Quote #91
Quote from Lois in The Bots and the Bees
Lois: Oh, God, that tattoo.
Francis: I like the tattoo, Mom.
Lois: What is it with the men in this family and tattoos? [Francis grunts] It took me five years to get your father to burn his off. What, are you growing potatoes in there?
Francis: Dad had a tattoo?
Lois: Yeah, he put a great big " Lois" right across his rear end. Actually thought I'd be flattered by it. Boy, that guy was such a mess when I met him. Between the motorcycle and the drinking and the fighting... He was so reckless, it was crazy. Where do you think you boys get it from?
Francis: That just doesn't sound like Dad.
Lois: Yeah, well, that was a long time ago. Your father has been quite a project. I spent years hounding him and scolding him and constantly watching him... But finally, I got all that rebellion right out of him.
Francis: I can't believe Dad had a wild side.
Lois: Well, someday, you're going to meet a nice girl. She's going to do the same thing for you. Do your lowers.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘The Bots and the Bees’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Eraserhead: We've had a vote. We're backing out of the contest.
Malcolm: What?
Lloyd: Your father has commandeered this project and twisted it toward his own mad ends.
Dabney: We want our blueprints back.
Stevie: We can... do this... the easy... way... or... we can... do this... the hard...
Malcolm: Come on, my dad's in the backyard.
Stevie: ...way.
Quote from Lois
Spangler: Hello!
Lois: Who are you?
Spangler: Edwin Spangler. I am commandant of Marlin Academy.
Lois: Good for you. Where's your eye?
Spangler: Pardon?
Lois: Do your ears work? Do you have some business with my son? He needs to rest.
Spangler: Well, I stopped by to pick up your boy's homework.
Lois: Homework?! [chuckles] You're not giving him homework. My son nearly lost his life. Something that never would've happened if you'd taken proper care of him in the first place.
Spangler: Well, I assure you, ma'am, had it not been for Francis' long history of crying wolf-
Lois: Crying wolf? You listen to me, you idiot! My child is sick. He does not need you marching in here, puffing up your little chest and making his life more miserable than it already is. Why don't you just go play army man somewhere else?
Spangler: [walks away] God, she is magnificent.
Quote from Spangler
Spangler: I can't apologize enough for these barbaric accommodations. You deserve so much more.
Lois: Oh, no, this is fine. Why are all the hotel rooms booked?
Spangler: The All-Alabama Gay Rodeo is in town again. Homosexuals riding horses and such. It does wonders for the local economy but you have to fight the crowds for everything. If you're interested, I have some passes.
Lois: No, thanks.
Spangler: Another time, then. Bon soir.