Francis Quote #240
Quote from Francis in Boys at Ranch
Francis: All right, we got some loose gravel coming up so let's keep your horses in line.
Malcolm: How do you know if the one you're on is still alive?
Francis: No one rides fast until you're familiar with the horses. So, let's keep both hands on the reins and keep those helmets on tight.
Reese: What's with Francis?
Malcolm: I don't know. We've been riding for an hour, I can still see the barn.
Reese: Whoa, those look cool. When can we ride those?
Francis: You're not going anywhere near those.
Malcolm: What? Why not?
Francis: Because I know you guys and I don't want to take a day off work just to peel your carcasses out of a barbwire fence. Why don't you guys just and relax and enjoy the scenery? You seem to be the only riders having a problem.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Boys at Ranch’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Malcolm: So, where's Francis?
Dewey: Is he really the foreman?
Reese: We haven't seen him in months.
Hal: You'll have to forgive the boys. They've always looked up to Francis like he's some kind of hero.
[As the boys step outside, Francis comes riding over the hill on a horse]
Francis: [horse whinnies in distance] [whinnies] How's it going, guys?
Hal: My God, Francis! How the heck did you learn to ride a horse like that?
Francis: Well, you got to pick it up quick around here. We break horses, brand cattle, it's about as close to the Old West as you'll ever find.
Woman on Golf Cart: [horn toots] Where do I find the jazzercise class?
Francis: Other side of the smoothie bar.
Quote from Otto
Francis: I specifically told you guys stay away from those ATVs! What the hell were you thinking?!
Hal: They don't think, Francis. They never have! The only thing their heads are good for is to plug up their necks.
Otto: [points at Dewey] I blame the oldest one. The others follow him like sheep!
Quote from Piama
Piama: Hey, guys. I'm so sorry. I came as fast as I could.
Hal: Hey.
Piama: I-I'm not going to get too close. I'm fighting a terrible cold. I'll probably be in bed all weekend.
Malcolm: Mom didn't come.
Piama: [throws box of tissues away] Well, we'll just have to enjoy ourselves without her. Come on.