Hal Quote #366
Quote from Hal in Forbidden Girlfriend
Hal: Hey, honey. Oh, I had a great day. You know, I was working through lunch, And Mr. Collins came by and he started asking me about what I was doing I think I'm getting a raise!
Lois: Hal, that's wonderful. I had a good day myself. After I finished washing the windows and stripping the floors, I went over our tax returns for the last seven years. We overpaid in '99.
Hal: You're kidding.
Lois: $800. The IRS is sending us a check.
Hal: Wow! Honey, great job! You know, I got to tell you, I think... [Lois takes an antibiotic] Is that the last one?
Lois: Mm-hmm.
Hal: So we can...
Lois: I guess so.
Hal: Great.
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Quote from Dewey
Man: Young man, nice job with those weeds yesterday. Is five dollars okay?
Dewey: Okay. Thank you.
Reese: No way, you didn't pull any weeds yesterday.
Dewey: I know.
Reese: What's going on?
Dewey: It's money day.
Reese: Money day?
Dewey: Yeah. I don't know why, but it's been happening a lot lately.
Reese: Dewey, people don't have money days.
Dewey: I do. It's really neat. There's also cookie days and pat on the head days. I don't like those so much, but before you know it, it's money day again.
Quote from Otto
Francis: Otto, this is nuts.
Otto: You will see you are not dealing with a fool. That fence is going up twice as high!
Merl: We'll just tear it back down again.
Otto: Then we will build another fence 50ft high.
Merl: Every time you build it up, we'll tear it down.
Otto: Every time you tear it down, we will build it up!
Francis: Um, did it ever occur to anyone to put in a gate?
Merl: A gate?
Otto: Hmm. A gate would work.
Quote from Reese
Reese: His name is Billy Prescott. I followed him home. He lives, like, a mile away from here. He looks exactly like you.
Dewey: You're lying.
Reese: Am I? It's common knowledge, Dewey, that every person on this planet has an evil twin.
Dewey: He's my evil twin?
Reese: Fat chance. The guy's a saint. You're his evil twin.
Dewey: But I don't want to be an evil twin.
Reese: I don't make the rules, Dewey. Besides, we've been given a golden opportunity here.
Dewey: To do what?
Reese: I don't know yet, but there's money and an evil twin. If we can't figure out how to make this pay off, there is something deeply wrong with us. Come on, let's go watch some soap operas.