Lois Quote #28
Quote from Lois in Malcolm Babysits
Lois: Honestly, every night we go through this!
Dewey: Mom, can I have a story?
Lois: Once upon a time there was a little boy who made his mother so crazy she decided to sell him to the circus.
Dewey: An evil circus?
Lois: No, a nice one with monkeys.
Dewey: Thank you.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Babysits’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hi, son. Didn't hear you drive up.
Malcolm: I decided to walk.
Hal: So, how's the job going?
Malcolm: They were jerks, so I quit.
Hal: Well, that's pretty much what work is. Welcome to the club.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Malcolm, no. If you want this thing so badly pay for it with your own money. You're going to start to baby-sit next week. Just save up.
Malcolm: I don't even know what they're going to pay me.
Lois: I'll tell you what they're going to pay you. They're going to pay you what all jobs pay - less than you're worth and just enough to keep you crawling back for more. Now go on, it's bedtime.
Quote from Hal
Lois: $90 for a toy?
Malcolm: It's not a toy. It's a robotics kit. You build a little mechanical rover. It teaches you about electronics and engineering.
Lois: Does it teach you to pick up your socks? That I'd be interested in.
Hal: Besides, son robots are evil.
Malcolm: What?!
Hal: Westworld, Terminator, the creepy maid from The Jetsons. How much scientific proof do you need?