Malcolm Quote #276
Quote from Malcolm in Reese's Job
Malcolm: I don't understand why is this so hard?!
Barton: Don't give up. Remember The Little Engine That Could?
Malcolm: You're not listening! I get everything! In my entire life, there is nothing I haven't been able to master. I took algebra in 6th grade! I taught my dad how to rebuild his transmission when I was five! I was reading before I could walk!
Barton: I remember my own birth.
Malcolm: What?!
Barton: D'you know your heart stops during your mother's contractions?
Malcolm: You seriously remember that?
Barton: Worst was the diaper changing. That was the most degrading week of my life.
Malcolm: So, what's it like in there?
Barton: Whaddya mean?
Malcolm: Well, your brain? For me it's like, when I'm thinking really hard, my brain starts making all these connections. And those connections make other connections, and then everything starts moving really fast and it feels like a bomb's going off. Is your brain like that?
Barton: It's more like a beehive. And every bee has a brain like yours.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Reese's Job’ Quotes
Quote from Craig
Craig: Excuse me. Can I get some help here?
Reese: Hi, Craig.
Craig: So... I overheard your mom talking on the phone and it's true. You've got a job. I applied here once. Didn't get it. It's all politics.
Reese: I guess. So whaddya want?
Craig: I want you to listen carefully. My blood sugar's dangerously low so I don't wanna any burn up calories repeating myself. I want the jumbo clown burger with the big top fries, no pickles, a slice of onion, make sure its center-cut, and extra tomatoes. Now, let's do the patty well on one side, and medium on the other. And make sure they open a fresh package for my bun. If it's stale, I bail. [chuckles] Seriously.
Reese: That comes to $5.45 and you get free refills on the soda.
Craig: Heard that one before. Turns out it's just for today.
Quote from Reese
Lois: Reese, you wanna drive you get your license, you have to pay for your own insurance!
Reese: Yeah, but if everyone else is insured then why do I need to? They've got it covered.
Hal: Son, it's not as simple as that. You see...
Quote from Hal
Hal: [to himself in the mirror] Where did you come from, flubber? "Hello, Hal." [sings] I'm so full of bacon, my body's meant for shakin' [makes drum beat noises] And when I start to wiggle, my nipples, they will jiggle [makes whooping noises]
Lois: [in the bath] Once again I have to be embarrassed for the both of us.
Hal: Yep!