Mr. Herkabe Quote #246
Quote from Mr. Herkabe in Reese's Job
Barton: I cleaned out my cubby.
Mr. Herkabe: You're sure I can't talk you into staying?
Barton: My Mom says I need a healthier environment. She thinks it's creepy the way you're using me for your own self-grandiosement.
Mr. Herkabe: A healthier environment? That's not what you need, son. You will never connect normally with another human being. People will recognize your brilliance and loathe you for it. The best you can hope for is uncomprehending fear... which I can channel into great things. Please?
Barton: Can I go now?
Mr. Herkabe: Sure. Go. You, my ex-wife, all of my therapists, you're all the same.
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‘Reese's Job’ Quotes
Quote from Craig
Craig: Excuse me. Can I get some help here?
Reese: Hi, Craig.
Craig: So... I overheard your mom talking on the phone and it's true. You've got a job. I applied here once. Didn't get it. It's all politics.
Reese: I guess. So whaddya want?
Craig: I want you to listen carefully. My blood sugar's dangerously low so I don't wanna any burn up calories repeating myself. I want the jumbo clown burger with the big top fries, no pickles, a slice of onion, make sure its center-cut, and extra tomatoes. Now, let's do the patty well on one side, and medium on the other. And make sure they open a fresh package for my bun. If it's stale, I bail. [chuckles] Seriously.
Reese: That comes to $5.45 and you get free refills on the soda.
Craig: Heard that one before. Turns out it's just for today.
Quote from Reese
Lois: Reese, you wanna drive you get your license, you have to pay for your own insurance!
Reese: Yeah, but if everyone else is insured then why do I need to? They've got it covered.
Hal: Son, it's not as simple as that. You see...
Quote from Hal
Hal: [to himself in the mirror] Where did you come from, flubber? "Hello, Hal." [sings] I'm so full of bacon, my body's meant for shakin' [makes drum beat noises] And when I start to wiggle, my nipples, they will jiggle [makes whooping noises]
Lois: [in the bath] Once again I have to be embarrassed for the both of us.
Hal: Yep!