Dewey Quote #99

Quote from Dewey in Health Scare

Dewey: Don't worry, Bernard. This is for the best. I'm setting you free. You won't have to worry about any one being mean to you any more. [places hamster wheel on the sidewalk] Come on, Bernard. Run. Run like the wind. [wheel rolls away from Dewey and then back towards him] You have to do this, Bernard. It's for your own good. I'll be OK. [wheel rolls away again and then returns] Go on! I don't want you any more. I don't like you. I never did! [wheel rolls away and keeps going] Go on! Go on, you dumb old hamster. Bye, Bernard.


 ‘Health Scare’ Quotes

Quote from Francis

Lavernia: You disgust me. You better run home to Mama, so she can kiss your tears away and make you cocoa and tell you- [Francis punches back]
Francis: For your information, my mother's a tormenting control freak. It would never occur to her to make me cocoa!

Quote from Reese

Malcolm: You can't call that a short cut! A shortcut has to be shorter!
Reese: Says who?!
Malcolm: Says the word!
Reese: No, a shortcut is just when you don't use regular streets.
Malcolm: So, according to you, if it took 150 years to cross the street, just as long as you went through some bushes and trees, that would qualify as a short cut?!
Reese: God, you hate being wrong.

Quote from Reese

[After Malcolm and Reese jump out of their beds fully-dressed at 11pm, Reese holds a hand mirror under the bedroom door.]
Malcolm: Booby trapped?
Reese: A broom handle tied to a string of tin cans. A classic.
Malcolm: You know, if Mom ever trusted us, I think she'd be pleasantly surprised.
[Malcolm and Reese put decoys in their beds to make it look like they're sleeping]
Reese: Yeah. We're basically good kids.