Reese Quote #148
Malcolm: Look, we can find Dewey. We just need to start on one side of the park, work our way through and stay the hell away from that guard.
[The guard walks up behind them]
Reese: No way, no way! We stay right here. That maniac's out there somewhere... waiting for us.
[After the guard belches, Malcolm and Reese run away as he grabs Stevie]
Stevie: Save... yourselves!
[The guard pulls Stevie up into his cabin]
Malcolm: Oh, man, he's got Stevie. We got to do something.
Reese: Why? Maybe it's his time. Who are we to play God?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Carnival’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Uh-oh.
Malcolm: [to camera] This is like the beginning of every horror movie I've ever seen.
Reese: I think we should all split up.
Quote from Dewey
Reese: What did you hear?
Dewey: Everything. I want to go to the fair.
Malcolm: No, Dewey. You're too young.
Dewey: Take me or I'll tell Mom.
Reese: If you do, I'll just stomp the crap out of you.
Dewey: Go ahead. I'm still telling.
Malcolm: Dewey, you're not going and you're not telling. If you blab to Mom, we'll take every pet you ever get and set it free.
Reese: We'll destroy every toy, every game, everything you ever love.
Dewey: Do what you have to.
Quote from Stevie
Kitty: A sleepover?! At someone else's house?!
Abe: Don't you like sleeping here, son?
Kitty: I don't think this is a good idea, Steve. I mean, Malcolm's family doesn't have a HEPA filter air purifier and God knows how outmoded their alarm system is. They probably don't even have motion detectors.
Abe: Be honest, son. Is it my snoring?
Kitty: You have a perfectly good hypo-allergenic mattress here to sleep on. I just don't see the point.
Stevie: It would help... me feel... normal. [rolls away] Fish... in a barrel.