Francis Quote #117

Quote from Francis in Reese Cooks

Eric: All right, no more distractions, Francis. I'm tired of yelling at you. I'm not saying Harvey's last heat wasn't exciting...
Francis: You didn't have to kill him, you know.
Eric: Yes! Yes, I did. Now, please, as a friend, just focus!
Francis: I'm sorry. I know I tend to procrastinate, but when a deadline nears, I always manage to get it done.
Eric: Okay. I'll check on you in 30.
Francis: [holds empty soda can] Uh, you'd better take this.
Eric: Why?
[Francis squeezes the empty soda can to make noise]

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Quote from Hal

Lois: We are not getting through to him.
Hal: Well, what else can we do? We- We've taken away television, video games, his music, fresh air. Lois, we have taken away his air, and he doesn't care about any of it.
Lois: Well, we had better come up with something before he winds up being a problem for the state.
Hal: I don't know, maybe we should try something other than punishing him.
Lois: Like what?
Hal: Maybe Reese needs more attention. Positive attention. When I was his age, I always wanted someone there to talk to, to hang out with, be a role model.
Lois: Oh, Hal, I don't know.
Hal: Lois, that boy needs a father figure, and I really think it should be me.

Quote from Hal

Lois: You are not to step foot outside of this house except for school for the next month!
Reese: Okay.
Hal: Wait a minute, honey, he has to go outside. He's not done pulling weeds from his last punishment.
Lois: Oh, I think staying inside with no TV is worse than weeding.
Reese: I'm already banned from TV.
Lois: You are?
Hal: All right. Fine. No TV, no going outside except for weeding, which you'll do at night. Inside. Oh, I got nothing.