Hal Quote #29
Quote from Hal in Malcolm Babysits
Hal: Oh, hello, son. You know, I barely see you anymore. That baby-sitting has turned into a full-time job.
Malcolm: Well, sometimes I just go over there to hang out. And watch TV. Live in a house... Dad, does this seem okay to you?
Hal: Gosh, no. Your mother and I have never fought for this long before. It's been days, and we still haven't made up. I don't even know what the problem is. Something's missing. Boy look at that sky, Malcolm. Just think... somewhere out there in all those stars and planets, there might be at this very moment, a space dad who just got kicked out of his space trailer who is looking down at us. Or would it be up at us? Or maybe sideways?
Malcolm: Trust me, Dad. They're all looking down on us.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Babysits’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hi, son. Didn't hear you drive up.
Malcolm: I decided to walk.
Hal: So, how's the job going?
Malcolm: They were jerks, so I quit.
Hal: Well, that's pretty much what work is. Welcome to the club.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Malcolm, no. If you want this thing so badly pay for it with your own money. You're going to start to baby-sit next week. Just save up.
Malcolm: I don't even know what they're going to pay me.
Lois: I'll tell you what they're going to pay you. They're going to pay you what all jobs pay - less than you're worth and just enough to keep you crawling back for more. Now go on, it's bedtime.
Quote from Hal
Lois: $90 for a toy?
Malcolm: It's not a toy. It's a robotics kit. You build a little mechanical rover. It teaches you about electronics and engineering.
Lois: Does it teach you to pick up your socks? That I'd be interested in.
Hal: Besides, son robots are evil.
Malcolm: What?!
Hal: Westworld, Terminator, the creepy maid from The Jetsons. How much scientific proof do you need?