Lois Quote #690
Quote from Lois in Bomb Shelter
Girl: [to her boyfriend] Say hi to Angela for me. [he walks off]
Lois: So who's Angela?
Girl: She's my best friend. He's helping her move.
Lois: Huh.
Girl: What? No, I am not worried about him and Angela.
Lois: Good for you. I actually met my husband when he helped me move. Boy, there's nothing sexier than a man coming to the rescue. The two of you lug that mattress up the stairs, you get it laid down on the floor in the bedroom. You're both already sweaty. Anyway, I think you're making the right choice. A truck will never let you down.
Girl: I've got to go.
Announcer: Oh, another one out!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
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Hal: I'll tell you, Jack, they made women in those days. There's nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones. Now that is a fanny. [chuckles] Ah, Jack, you died too young. We beat 'em. Now they're wearing blue jeans and eating cheeseburgers in Red Square. Oh, and we made it to the moon. Big waste of money. I'll tell you what I miss the most, Jack. All these years, we have never had a president as cool as you. Here's to you, buddy. [drinks martini] You're right to look at me like that. You just can't drink a martini without an olive. Oh, would you look at that. We have a back door. I'll be right back, Jack.
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Hal: Well, hello. Mr. President. Well, looks like we're in this Cold War together. So, Jack, what are you drinking?
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Hal: I swear this mall gets more beautiful every time we come. They have really made some changes. There used to be a Banana Republic over there. Now it's over there.