Hal Quote #876
Quote from Hal in Bomb Shelter
Announcer: So the person who keeps his or her hand on the vehicle the longest is going to drive out of here in this brand-new truck!
Lois: Oh, Hal, look at that truck. Can you imagine if we could finally get rid of the van?
Hal: That piece of junk's costing us a hundred bucks a month in duct tape alone.
Announcer: All right, the contest is going to begin in ten seconds. If all the contestants are ready, here we go. In seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. And we're off!
Lois: I can't believe we never entered one of these contests before.
Hal: It's going to be a long ride, honey.
[A man in a suit takes his hand off the car to answer his cellphone]
Announcer: We got our first loser.
Hal: [points at the man] Ha! Idiot!
Announcer: Number two.
Hal: Ah, damn it all to hell!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
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Hal: I'll tell you, Jack, they made women in those days. There's nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones. Now that is a fanny. [chuckles] Ah, Jack, you died too young. We beat 'em. Now they're wearing blue jeans and eating cheeseburgers in Red Square. Oh, and we made it to the moon. Big waste of money. I'll tell you what I miss the most, Jack. All these years, we have never had a president as cool as you. Here's to you, buddy. [drinks martini] You're right to look at me like that. You just can't drink a martini without an olive. Oh, would you look at that. We have a back door. I'll be right back, Jack.
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