Announcer: So the person who keeps his or her hand on the vehicle the longest is going to drive out of here in this brand-new truck!
Lois: Oh, Hal, look at that truck. Can you imagine if we could finally get rid of the van?
Hal: That piece of junk's costing us a hundred bucks a month in duct tape alone.
Announcer: All right, the contest is going to begin in ten seconds. If all the contestants are ready, here we go. In seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. And we're off!
Lois: I can't believe we never entered one of these contests before.
Hal: It's going to be a long ride, honey.
[A man in a suit takes his hand off the car to answer his cellphone]
Announcer: We got our first loser.
Hal: [points at the man] Ha! Idiot!
Announcer: Number two.
Hal: Ah, damn it all to hell!