Lois Quote #695
Quote from Lois in Bomb Shelter
Malcolm: The point is... I like her, but she's not exactly what I consider to be... a cute girl.
Lois: Oh, this is going to be a tricky one. Here, hold this. [flicks Malcolm's ear]
Malcolm: Ow.
Lois: What is wrong with you? You're attracted to her, she's attracted to you. The only problem is in your head. Listen, if you try to build relationships on looks, you are in for a world hurt. I mean, take Janet here. Twenty years ago, she married her husband because she thinks he looks like Lee Majors. And today, he's lost all his hair, he's gained 200 pounds, and she is stuck with a blimp who won't even put on his shirt to come to the dinner table. She is reduced to trying to win attention by bringing home a truck. I mean, how sad is that?
Janice: [sobs and puts face in hands] That is what I'm doing, isn't it?
Announcer: There's another one. 36 down. They are dropping like flies, ladies and gentlemen.
Lois: [to her remaining opponents] You see that? That took courage.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Bomb Shelter’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: I'll tell you, Jack, they made women in those days. There's nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones. Now that is a fanny. [chuckles] Ah, Jack, you died too young. We beat 'em. Now they're wearing blue jeans and eating cheeseburgers in Red Square. Oh, and we made it to the moon. Big waste of money. I'll tell you what I miss the most, Jack. All these years, we have never had a president as cool as you. Here's to you, buddy. [drinks martini] You're right to look at me like that. You just can't drink a martini without an olive. Oh, would you look at that. We have a back door. I'll be right back, Jack.
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Hal: Well, hello. Mr. President. Well, looks like we're in this Cold War together. So, Jack, what are you drinking?
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Hal: I swear this mall gets more beautiful every time we come. They have really made some changes. There used to be a Banana Republic over there. Now it's over there.