Reese Quote #633
Malcolm: Okay, we have 12 hours and eight gallons of gas. This is our radius of destruction.
Reese: So much to do, so little time. What about my old 4th grade teacher?
Malcolm: If we get Mr. Bradshaw, then we can't moon the girls' school.
Reese: No, the mooning is a definite. For you to even suggest that makes me really question your commitment.
Malcolm: Well, if I give you Bradshaw, then I can't do donuts on the lawn of my old basketball coach.
Dewey: What about the arcade?
Reese: Not now, Dewey. All right, I'll give you the donuts.
Malcolm: Great.
Reese: So which way are we leaning on the whole cat show situation?
Malcolm: If you get me that coyote, then I'll get you to the cat show.
Dewey: The arcade is on the way to the cat show.
Malcolm: Out!
Reese: Hey, are we peeing in the mailbox on Fifth, or aren't we? I've already drank three of these. Do not embarrass me out there.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘A.A.’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Lois: Francis, I don't drink. I mean, maybe I have a glass of champagne on my birthday.
Francis: Every birthday?
Lois: What does that have to do with anything?
Hal: I think we should get going-
Francis: Come on, Mom, you have the classic signs. Irrational behavior, not able to control your emotions. Everybody else is the problem.
Lois: Francis, I do not drink. I am not an alcoholic.
Francis: Mom, you don't have to drink to be an alcoholic.
Lois: Yeah, you do! Alcoholism. It's in the name.
Hal: I think your mother's right on this.
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: Bye, Mom. Say hi to Francis.
Lois: Oh, wait, wait, all right. You've got your food money. You've got your emergency numbers. We'll be home Sunday night around 9:00. But before I forget. [picks up vase] This is the one thing left in this house that I care about. I don't want to spend the next two days worrying about "How will they break it, where will they hide the pieces, how will they lie to me about it when I come home." So... [drops vase on floor] There. Now I can relax.
Quote from Francis
Francis: I barely drank, and I'm an alcoholic.
Piama: It's true; I've only seen him tipsy once. He gets sick. I can't even give him cough syrup.
Lois: How the hell can you call yourself an alcoholic if you don't even drink?!
Francis: What do you mean?! My life was a wreck! I had no future, no hope. I had all the signs.
Lois: Except for the alcohol part.
Francis: Why do you keep harping on that?! Why do you have to do that?! You never let me have anything! You wouldn't let me have that bike or those throwing stars! Now you won't let me have alcoholism the one thing I'm doing right in my life!
Lois: Unbelievable. If it's not me, it's alcohol, right? The problem's always somewhere else. Francis, you need to take a look in the mirror. Come on, Hal, let's go home.
Francis: Wait a minute. You can't walk out on me! This is your problem, too!