Quote from Francis in A.A.
Lois: Francis, I don't drink. I mean, maybe I have a glass of champagne on my birthday. Francis: Every birthday? Lois: What does that have to do with anything? Hal: I think we should get going- Francis: Come on, Mom, you have the classic signs. Irrational behavior, not able to control your emotions. Everybody else is the problem. Lois: Francis, I do not drink. I am not an alcoholic. Francis: Mom, you don't have to drink to be an alcoholic. Lois: Yeah, you do! Alcoholism. It's in the name. Hal: I think your mother's right on this.