Reese Quote #618
Quote from Reese in College Recruiters
Reese: I hope I didn't keep you up last night with all that noise.
Malcolm: Geez, Reese, I don't want to hear about your sex life.
Reese: What? No, I was getting the oil stains out of the driveway. For your information, marriage isn't just about sex. It's about commitment. Anyway, you know we can't have sex until after the waiting period.
Malcolm: The waiting period?
Reese: [chuckles] Poor, naive Malcolm. All women, when they get married, require a waiting period of six months to a year. You know, if you got your nose out of a book, and started living life a little, you might know these things. [a shirtless Bela emerges from the garage] Raduca is a delicate flower, and it's going to take some time for her to get used to the idea of being with a man.
Malcolm: Who's that?
Reese: Her brother Bela.
Malcolm: Doesn't look much like her.
Reese: Shows how much you know. I've never seen two people closer in my life.
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Quote from Lois
Dewey: I'm all packed up.
Hal: Good for you. Are you going somewhere?
Lois: He's going to Francis's. Let's go over the rules again. When you are on a bus, what are you to do?
Dewey: Talk to no one, don't let anyone sit next to me, try to look sickly and learning-impaired, cough every few minutes and nose-picking's okay.
Lois: Encouraged. And what if you are on the bus for a few hours and you have to go to the bathroom really, really bad?
Dewey: I still don't go.
Lois: That's my boy.
Quote from Lois
Lois: I swear I will kill my mother! She just slinks down here and marries off my son to some Eastern European bimbo. The old reptile. I can't believe her leg hasn't grown back.
Hal: Honey, calm down.
Lois: No, I am going to kill her. You know, if young person dies, it looks suspicious. When old people die, it's just the way of the world. There's no investigation.
Hal: Well, at least Reese is independent now.
Lois: Independent?! He's living in our garage! How independent is that? I read about this old woman who drowned in her bowl of soup. It happens.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Honey, look at the up side. Malcolm is going off to college, Francis is with Piama, now Reese is married. They've all flown the nest. We're done.
Lois: We still have Jamie and Dewey.
Hal: Oh, right.