Lois: Hal, I had a terrible day with that child.
Hal: Oh, honey, I'm sorry I couldn't help you out. I just got back from an all-day hayride committee meeting. Do you know there are six different kinds of hay and they all have their promoters.

Pastor Roy: But you just joined us two weeks ago.
Lois: Believe me, you do not want us to be part of your church.
Hal: We really don't belong around civilized people.
Pastor Roy: Oh, come now. I'm sure that's just a-
[Reese screams as his balloon chair crashes through the stained glassed window]
Hal: See, that's exactly the kind of thing we're talking about.