Malcolm: [to camera] Jerome's amazing. He was born with the same brain as me, but he used it to become friends with the kind of popular, well-adjusted people who hate me.
Jerome: You're right. Nobody cares about student council. But I say what's bad about getting together, planting a few trees and making the school a little more pleasant for everyone?
Malcolm: [to camera] Wow. Jerome took something seriously and didn't get laughed at. That's like the triple Lutz of high school socializing. [Jerome falls through a chair] I'm glad it's him, not me! [Jerome laughs it off] Why couldn't that be me?
Jerome: Hey, don't forget about tomorrow night - karaoke party.
Malcolm: You do karaoke?
Jerome: Yeah, you should come.
Malcolm: Uh, karaoke's not my thing. I mean, you can probably sing.
Jerome: No, I can't. I'm terrible.
Malcolm: Then why do you do it? Aren't you afraid you'll look like a total idiot?
Jerome: Hey, if you're afraid of looking stupid, you'll never have any fun.
Malcolm: [to camera] He's forgetting about fun at someone else's expense. God, he's so much better than me.