Principal Block: Ah. Malcolm. So, have you, uh, made a decision yet?
Malcolm: Yes. I want the clubs back. So I signed the letter and sent it to your lawyer. I even made copies.
Principal Block: Yeah, what's all this other stuff?
Malcolm: I put the letter on the back cover of my new independent literary magazine. We made 700 copies, and we're distributing it 20 feet outside the school grounds as required by law. It's called "Absolutely Filthy Smut." It's a catchy title. People seem interested.