Quote from Hal in Reese's Party
Lois: This is ridiculous. We came all this way to have one relaxing, romantic weekend and, and we're more tense than when we left the house.
Hal: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now.
Lois: Yes, there is. We've got seven minutes left. We paid for it. We're going to use it.
Lois: By doing one nice thing for each other before we go. And we'd better make it good, because we're not going to have another chance at it for 18 years.
Hal: Well... I suppose I could be persuaded to make a gesture.
Lois: Will you rub my feet?
Hal: I would love to rub your feet.
Lois: What can I do for you?
Hal: Please leave my balls alone.