Hal: Sorry to interrupt, Wheeler, but I thought we could have a little race.
Wheeler: Apparently, this man's a lot like you girls you all can't get enough of looking at my backside. [laughter] This shouldn't take long.
Hal: Oh, and just one more thing. This time, just to be different, let's... walk.
Wheeler: What are you talking about?
Hal: You thought no one would discover Yyour dirty little secret, didn't you? That clever little flail of the wrist every four steps, masking the hop. [crowd gasps] But you can't fool the tape. The tape sees all, and I see the tape. You are not a racewalker at all. You're nothing but a common jogger. [crowd gasps]
Wheeler: That is so rid- [walks off with the tape]
Hal: Don't worry. He won't get far.