Quote from Hal in Charity
Hal: Lois, are you about done? Lois: No! Hal: Well, you're gonna have to get out. I'm late for work. Lois: Hal, I am not cutting my shower short because you can't get out of bed in the morning. Hal: I can get out of bed just fine if someone didn't turn off my snooze alarm! Lois: That alarm went off every six minutes for an hour! What are you doing? Hal: I'm getting in, Lois! Lois: You are not! You will get your shower when I'm finished. [Hal and Lois tussle over the shower curtain before looking at each other:] [cut to:] Hal: [on the phone] I don't think I'll be able to come in today! I've got a pretty severe fever, scratchy throat... [Lois's foot tickles Hal's ear] Cough. [coughs]