Lois: I'm serious, Hal. What are we going to do? The time to drop off the car and go home was, like, 20 miles ago.
Hal: What if we just kept going?
Lois: What are you talking about?
Hal: I'm talking about you and me running away and spending the rest of our lives on some... I don't know, some hidden beach in Mexico, with no jobs and... no kids.
Lois: Oh, it's not that simple, Hal.
Hal: Why not? I mean, we would have to change our names, but... I'd be Raul. You'd be Consuela.
Lois: Consuela?
Hal: Si.
Lois: You think they'd send the federales after us?
Hal: Of course. But they'd never find us.
Lois: We'd be outlaws.
Hal: Oh, we'd be legends. We'd be living every parent's dream. We'd be folk heroes.
Lois: Like Bonnie and Clyde.
Hal: Raul and Consuela. Spearing fish. Climbing for coconuts. Living naked as monkeys.
Lois: Oh... Raul.