Hal: This guy is a menace. Now, I've tried to get him on my own, but the truth is... it's not a job for one man. It is a community problem. And all we have to do is work together. If we all keep an eye out for this guy, I think we should be able to catch him pretty quickly.
Man: Why don't you clean up your yard?
Hal: What?
Woman #1: Why don't you just move?
Hal: Look, this isn't about me.
Man: These meetings are always about you. You are the sole reason we meet!
Woman #2: Those kids of yours should be in jail. How would you like if you scrimped and saved all your life to live in a nice neighborhood and then a bunch of Godless monsters moved in and destroyed all your dreams! [applause]
Hal: Okay, back to the subject that I'd pass around a sign-up sheet for a stake-out. [the man scrunches the paper up and throws it at Hal] Well... Thanks for your time.