Malcolm: [to camera] I know a lot of kids say they like school. But honestly, I just find it exhausting. I mean, when I am in school I'm either bored, terrified or confused about Julie Houlerman.
Julie: Hi, Malcolm.
Malcolm: [to camera] Perfect example. What does she mean by that? Is it just "Hi"? Is she trying to say she likes me? Is she just being nice? And now I have to figure out a secret way to answer her without A) acting like I like her or B) acting like I don't like her or C) acting like I've never even thought about A or B. Just be pleasant and noncommittal. [to Julie] Hey, Ju- [notices she's walked off] [to camera] She's doing this to me on purpose.