Lois: I know what will cheer you up. Why don't we go gamble a little?
Hal: What, now? Where does it say that just because you're at a casino you have to gamble? I-I-I I'd rather spend some more time with my boys. [play wrestles Reese]
Reese: Oh stop it, Dad. Please stop.
Lois: Hal, you made me sit for eight hours in that car listening to your foolproof system for winning at Keno. Now you're telling me you don't want to gamble?
Hal: We are surrounded by the great outdoors, Lois. I was thinking we might all go for a hike. [opens balcony door; sand blows in face]
Lois: Okay, what have you done?
Hal: What do you mean?
Lois: Why are you avoiding the casino?
Hal: Well, sweetheart, we could sit here and I could tell you all about it and you might find it all very amusing. Or you could think about the fact that I'm offering to take the boys off your hands for the whole day.
Lois: Don't forget the sun block.