Hal: So, there I was innocently paying the bills, when I was suddenly slapped in the face by a charge for $45. It took me almost an hour to sniff out your little rathole behind the refrigerator. Would you care to explain these?
Lois: Hal, I'm sorry.
Hal: Lois, we are poor! I thought we had an understanding.
Lois: I know. You're right, Hal. I just saw them in the store. And they're not real Christian Louboutins. They're just a cheap knockoff. I just wanted to try them on, just for a second. And then I saw them in the mirror, and they looked so elegant and glamorous, and I guess I just wanted for once in my life to see what it would feel like to be... pretty.
Hal: Oh, please, I invented that act!