‘The Wedding’
Season 1, Episode 12 - Aired January 9, 2006
After Robin breaks up with her boyfriend, Ted invites her to be his "plus-one" at his friends' wedding.
Quote from Ted
Claudia: Hi, Ted.
Ted: Claudia.
Claudia: We just wanted to get a picture with the woman who almost ended our relationship.
Stuart: Yeah, where is she?
Ted: Um... She couldn't make it. [Claudia laughs] What's so funny?
Claudia: Plan a wedding, you'll see.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] So there we were, two single guys doing our usual single guy thing. For whatever reason, I had let myself believe that this night would be a turning point, that this was the night that my life, my real life, would finally begin. Funny thing is, I wasn't totally wrong. 'cause that night was just beginning.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Seriously, Claudia and Stuart?! I mean, I've hooked up with the odd lass who was beneath my level of attractiveness, but, you know, I was drunk. There's no way Claudia has been drunk for three years.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Man, you know something, Stuart's my new hero. If that dude can bag a nine, I gotta be able to bag like a sixteen.
Ted: What's a sixteen?
Barney: Those two eight's right over there. [chuckles] Yeah.
Quote from Barney
Barney: What I don't get is, why is Claudia marrying Stuart? She's way hotter than him. How way? Way way.