‘The Pineapple Incident’
Season 1, Episode 10 - Aired November 28, 2005
After Barney encourages Ted to let loose one night, in the morning he must piece together how he ended up in bed with a woman... and a pineapple.
Quote from Ted
Barney: Here you go, kid, you call whoever you want.
Ted: Thank you, kind sir. At least someone appreciates the fact that I'm doing and not thinking. And now I don't think I won't not go to the bathroom.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Hello.
Ted: Why are you sleeping in our tub?
Barney: The porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling.
Lily: Wait, were you here when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Barney: Don't worry, I slept through it. [laughs] I totally didn't sleep through it. Oh, and wow! For a little girl, you've got a big tank.
Quote from Barney
Ted: I'm back baby doll!
Barney: Hey, hey, hey, hey, he rallies. And the night begins now. [Ted and Barney high five] All right, game face on. Carl, two more. All right, all right, what do we think of this one?
Ted: I think....
Barney: Eh! Trick question, no thinking. You know what time it is? It's do o'clock. Let's ride.
Ted: Bring it.
Barney: [to a woman at a booth] Have you met Ted?
Quote from Marshall
Ted: You set me on fire?
Barney: Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast. You got robbed, this is a blend.
Ted: You set me on fire! And who's the girl in my bed?
Barney: There's a girl in your bed.
Marshall: And a pineapple. Am I the only one who's curious about the pineapple?
Quote from Marshall
Ted: Did any of you write that?
Lily: "Hi, I'm Ted, if lost, please call..." Who's number is that?
Ted: I don't know.
Marshall: Dude, call it. Hold on, I'm gonna make some popcorn.
Quote from Barney
Lily: You know who might have something to say about Ted's future with Robin? Robin. Go wake her up.
Ted: Wake her up and say what?
Barney: Daddy's home.
Quote from Ted
Ted: [answers phone] Hello.
Robin: Ted, it's Robin.
[Ted looks at the girl in his bed and at his phone]
Ted: Are you sure?
Quote from Barney
Trudy's friend: I'm just surprised you didn't dump him sooner.
Trudy: I know, it's two years of my life I'm never getting back. A little part of me just wants to jump the bones of the next guy I see.
Barney: [walks over] Daddy's home.
Trudy: Or the one after that.
Barney: Okay, fair enough. I've got to prove a point to a friend, so you just gave me your number and your name is Amy.
Quote from Marshall
Trudy: So I came over here. And now I'm really, really embarrassed.
Marshall: Dammit, Trudy, what about the pineapple? Sorry.