Marshall Quote #1183
Quote from Marshall in Bass Player Wanted
Marshall: Hey, Barney? Ahem. I'm so sorry I missed your rehearsal dinner.
Barney: Oh, that's okay. We didn't even know you weren't here, jerk.
Marshall: Listen, I know it can't make up for being late, but I did get you a special gift.
Barney: Well, hand it over, fat head.
Marshall: Well, you might wanna wait till after the wedding photos.
Barney: Hand it over now, travel breath.
Marshall: Okay, Barney. I'll hand it over.
Barney: Oh, God. It's the fourth slap. I don't know why I was so obnoxious.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Bass Player Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from The Mother
Marshall: Hey, thanks again for picking us up. It's been a crazy couple days. You can't imagine what we've been through.
The Mother: Wait, let me guess. You were visiting a relative? Maybe your mother? And I'm getting a Midwest vibe, somewhere like Wisconsin... [Marshall scoffs] No. Minnesota?
Marshall: Wow, you're, like, really good at this.
The Mother: You're planning an overseas trip with your wife. I'm seeing a feisty redhead who loves art. She just got a job in Europe. Maybe France? No. Italy? Total shot in the dark, but Rome?
Marshall: Maybe I'll just like... I'll get out right here.
The Mother: You're not going anywhere. No, I'm just messing with you. I rode the train with your wife. She told me all about you. You must be Marshall.
Quote from The Mother
Marshall: So, what did Darren do to you?
The Mother: Well, a few years ago, I started this band. You know, it was a goof. It was just me and a couple of dorks from business school. I'm actually embarrassed to tell you our name.
Marshall: I had an all-lawyer band called The Funk, the Whole Funk and Nothing but the Funk.
The Mother: Oh, I now feel very safe talking about my band, Super Freakonomics.
Marshall: Nice.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.