Quote from Marshall in Bass Player Wanted
Marshall: Hey, Barney? Ahem. I'm so sorry I missed your rehearsal dinner. Barney: Oh, that's okay. We didn't even know you weren't here, jerk. Marshall: Listen, I know it can't make up for being late, but I did get you a special gift. Barney: Well, hand it over, fat head. Marshall: Well, you might wanna wait till after the wedding photos. Barney: Hand it over now, travel breath. Marshall: Okay, Barney. I'll hand it over. Barney: Oh, God. It's the fourth slap. I don't know why I was so obnoxious.