Ted Quote #1187
Quote from Ted in The Stamp Tramp
Ted: No! No! On his beloved radio show, Dr. X pointed out that the chorus went, "Tell me all your thoughts on God" [singing] 'Cause I really want to meet her. [talking] Her. God's a woman. And it blew the minds of everyone listening to Dr. X that night. Which was pretty much everyone on campus... including me. I'm not Dr. X.
Lily: Oh, so you're saying credit for the stamp goes to Dr. X then, not you.
Ted: Okay... I'm gonna tell you guys something right now.
Robin: Take a sip. Follow my lead.
Ted: [exhales sharply] I'm Dr. X.
[Robin, Barney and Lily spit take]
All: No!
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[flashback:]
Man: Mr. Stinson, we might not have the best strippers at Moneyballs, but we use sabermetrics to get you a stripper with a five body, sure, and another with a butter face, but together, with their tireless grinding, we guarantee a high on-pants percentage.
[flashback:]
Barney: I gotta be honest with you, Fred, I can't really see myself signing with the Golden Oldies.
Fred: Well, that's what everyone says... at first. But our GILFs have got class. They've got maturity and experience, and the kind of mind-blowing flexibility that only comes from advanced hip dysplasia.
[flashback:]
Man: Barney, the Lusty Leopard would be lost without you. I think you're really gonna like a couple of the girls we just pulled up from the minors. Don't leave us!
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Barney: Man, these strip clubs want me so bad. They're sending me T-shirts, beer cozies. Sticky's even sent me a boob-shaped hand-sanitizer dispenser. It's clean and dirty at the same time.
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Lily: Well, maybe this isn't the moment to stick your neck out for Brad.
Marshall: Well, that's not how I was raised. Back in St. Cloud, we believe in people, people like Gudren Olsen, the town wino who became our mayor. They even wound up naming a bridge after him. The one he drove off.