Ted: No! No! On his beloved radio show, Dr. X pointed out that the chorus went, "Tell me all your thoughts on God" [singing] 'Cause I really want to meet her. [talking] Her. God's a woman. And it blew the minds of everyone listening to Dr. X that night. Which was pretty much everyone on campus... including me. I'm not Dr. X.
Lily: Oh, so you're saying credit for the stamp goes to Dr. X then, not you.
Ted: Okay... I'm gonna tell you guys something right now.
Robin: Take a sip. Follow my lead.
Ted: [exhales sharply] I'm Dr. X.
[Robin, Barney and Lily spit take]
All: No!