Ted Quote #1170
Quote from Ted in The Autumn of Break-Ups
Ted: You won't marry me if I'm still friends with Robin? Wait. She's the thing that's been holding us back?
Victoria: There- There's just too much history there. I mean, Robin's the reason that we broke up the first time
around. Robin's our roadblock. Robin's the deep, dark pit where our relationship goes to die. But nicest girl in the world. Salt of the earth.
Ted: But she's with Nick now. I mean, sure, his cooking show is lousy with awkward catchphrase attempts.
[flashbacks:]
Nick: Oh, my gosh, who's ready to nosh?
Nick: Who's popping a chub for some grub?
Nick: I offer my deepest apologies to anyone who was offended by my "popping a chub" remark. I can and will do better. Won't happen again. And now who's ready to eat my meat? Oh, come on.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Autumn of Break-Ups’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Lily: Look, Ted, it gets exhausting constantly giving people advice they haven't asked for, so I'm training Marshall.
Marshall: My goal is to eventually say things that are so sassy and wise, that there is no possible response other than "mm" or "mm-hmm". And if this is a place where we can share our dreams - I like to think that it is - I hope someday to earn a "testify".
Quote from Ted
Victoria: There's a reason that you're not a hundred percent in this with me, Ted. Something's holding us back.
Ted: Well, what is it? I think we've established I'm not great at picking up on clues... Well, in this situation. As a kid, I was known as a bit of a detective. In fact, when my friend's retainer went missing, the Mosby Boys were put
on the case, and it was...
Victoria: The retainer was in the garbage. The Mosby Boys were you, your sister, and a neighborhood squirrel you thought you had tamed.
Ted: I can't believe Squirrel-lock Holmes turned on us like that. Eight weeks of training down the drain.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Guys, I've got a new bro. A bro that puts all other bros to shame. The bitches love him. [laughs] He buries bones all day. [giggles] No one chases tail like him. Why aren't you guys laughing? Oh, wait, I probably should have led with this: He's a dog. I've named him Brover. I'll go... fetch him.