Ted: You won't marry me if I'm still friends with Robin? Wait. She's the thing that's been holding us back?
Victoria: There- There's just too much history there. I mean, Robin's the reason that we broke up the first time
around. Robin's our roadblock. Robin's the deep, dark pit where our relationship goes to die. But nicest girl in the world. Salt of the earth.
Ted: But she's with Nick now. I mean, sure, his cooking show is lousy with awkward catchphrase attempts.
[flashbacks:]
Nick: Oh, my gosh, who's ready to nosh?
Nick: Who's popping a chub for some grub?
Nick: I offer my deepest apologies to anyone who was offended by my "popping a chub" remark. I can and will do better. Won't happen again. And now who's ready to eat my meat? Oh, come on.