Lily Quote #622
Quote from Lily in The Autumn of Break-Ups
Ted: Look, Victoria and I are five months in and we're right where we should be. All right, we're cosigning birthday cards, we got toothbrushes at each other's places, foreplay's out the window. I'm in, I'm out, I'm sleeping, it's great.
Lily: It's more than five months. You guys dated before, that time counts. The clock doesn't reset to zero. It un-pauses from where you left off.
Ted: No way. No way. The clock resets. [Lily and Marshall laugh] Wait, so this is what you guys do? You invite other couples over for dinner to judge them and feel superior?
Lily: Oh, grow up, Ted, that's why any couple invites anyone over ever.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Autumn of Break-Ups’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Lily: Look, Ted, it gets exhausting constantly giving people advice they haven't asked for, so I'm training Marshall.
Marshall: My goal is to eventually say things that are so sassy and wise, that there is no possible response other than "mm" or "mm-hmm". And if this is a place where we can share our dreams - I like to think that it is - I hope someday to earn a "testify".
Quote from Ted
Victoria: There's a reason that you're not a hundred percent in this with me, Ted. Something's holding us back.
Ted: Well, what is it? I think we've established I'm not great at picking up on clues... Well, in this situation. As a kid, I was known as a bit of a detective. In fact, when my friend's retainer went missing, the Mosby Boys were put
on the case, and it was...
Victoria: The retainer was in the garbage. The Mosby Boys were you, your sister, and a neighborhood squirrel you thought you had tamed.
Ted: I can't believe Squirrel-lock Holmes turned on us like that. Eight weeks of training down the drain.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Guys, I've got a new bro. A bro that puts all other bros to shame. The bitches love him. [laughs] He buries bones all day. [giggles] No one chases tail like him. Why aren't you guys laughing? Oh, wait, I probably should have led with this: He's a dog. I've named him Brover. I'll go... fetch him.