Barney Quote #1555
Quote from Barney in The Rebound Girl
Ted: Wait, wait, wait! Hold it! Brainstorm. Brainstorm. Nobody quits their job. We get a nanny.
Barney: Dibs on the nanny.
Ted: No. No banging the nanny.
Barney: Ted, please do not dig in on this whole no-banging-the-nanny policy.
Ted: Okay, fine. We'll get two nannies. One for banging, one for childcare.
Barney: Slash banging. Dibs on both nannies! Just think of it, Ted, you and me, living together, with our kid, my two hot nannies, our pet cobra...
Ted: What?
Barney: A kid needs a pet cobra, Ted. Don't be a pill about this. And we'll have amazing weeklong parties, and there'll be swords and ninja stars lying around.
Future Ted: [v.o.] That's when I realized: adopting a baby with a friend? Crazy. Adopting a baby with Barney?
Freaking nuts.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Rebound Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Future Ted: [v.o.] That's a funny story. Marshall was fed up with his job at GNB and was thinking about leaving it all behind, so he and Lily agreed he should wait for a sign from the universe to tell him what to do. Then one day...
[flashback: Marshall is on the street and sees a strange looking ambulance drive by. He notices a stop sign and looks across the road and sees an old fire house that's for sale:]
Marshall: Of course. It's so clear. It's been right there all along. I have to call Lily. Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry, but, um, can I please borrow your... Ernie Hudson?
Ernie Hudson: Yes.
Marshall: Can I borrow your phone?
Ernie Hudson: Who you gonna call?
[present:]
Robin: And did Marshall become a Ghostbuster?
Marshall: That firehouse is still for sale.
Lily: Even Ernie Hudson begged you not to go through with that.
Marshall: Ernie Hudson is a coward!
Lily: [gasps]
Quote from Robin
Robin: You guys are crazy. This place is enormous. I mean, look arou... [knocks over a third lamp] Have you never heard of overhead lighting?!
Quote from Lily
Future Ted: [v.o.] In the fall of 2011, Lily and Marshall received a surprising gift from Lily's grandparents: their house in Long Island. Lily and Marshall decided to sell it for one simple reason.
Lily: It's Long Island. I don't want to spend my Saturday in Long Island.
Marshall: I know, babe, but the realtor staged the place with fake furniture and she wants us to check it out before the open house.
Lily: All right. Can we at least do it on the fake bed?
Marshall: I'm embarrassed that you have to ask.