Barney Quote #1539
Quote from Barney in Tick Tick Tick
Robin: I just want this whole night to fade into history, so we have to act like it never happened. We should go. I mean, it's a three-hour boat ride. What could happen?
Barney: I'm sure that's what Gilligan.
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Robin: Beautiful night, huh, gang?
Barney: Yeah, Robin and I were just cheating- chatting about how warm it is. I'm breaking a trust- sweat in here. And I thought we'd be cuckold.