Ted Quote #1038
Quote from Ted in The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Future Ted: [v.o.] Once upon a time at a Halloween party, I met a girl dressed like a pumpkin, a slutty pumpkin. And she was extraordinary. But she gave me her number on a Kit Kat bar, which was tragically given away as Halloween candy. So every year I return to that same party hoping I'd see her again. But with every passing October, that hope grew a little dimmer. Then one day, after ten years of searching...
Ted: Oh, my God. The slutty pumpkin.
[in the store:]
Ted: This might sound creepy, but do you have a record of who rented it in 2001? Wow, that was easy.
Store owner: You're not the first lovelorn young man to walk through that door. Three girls got proposals off my wife's slutty artichoke costume. Two others disappeared, but I focus on the positive.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Slutty Pumpkin Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Barney: Why are you doing this to me?
Robin: Okay, you have been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snow blower. So now this Canuck's gonna beat on you like the drummer from Yukon Blonde hopped up on Timbits.
Quote from Robin
Barney: Wait. Where is my cash?
Robin: Oh, yeah, I did a little exchange for ya, Canucklehead. This Canadian dollar here is called a "loonie." And this two-dollar coin? A "toonie." True story.
Barney: It's federal currency and you people talk about it like it's a Hannah-Barbera character.
Robin: Not you people, Barney. Our people.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Yo, Canada.
Barney: What? Dammit!
Robin: Ha, you answer to "Canada" now. I'll make you a deal. You wear this costume to the Halloween party tomorrow night, I'll drop it forever.
Barney: You can't be serious.
Robin: Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.
Barney: I don't know what any of those words mean.
Robin: Yes. You do.