Future Ted: [v.o.] Once upon a time at a Halloween party, I met a girl dressed like a pumpkin, a slutty pumpkin. And she was extraordinary. But she gave me her number on a Kit Kat bar, which was tragically given away as Halloween candy. So every year I return to that same party hoping I'd see her again. But with every passing October, that hope grew a little dimmer. Then one day, after ten years of searching...
Ted: Oh, my God. The slutty pumpkin.
[in the store:]
Ted: This might sound creepy, but do you have a record of who rented it in 2001? Wow, that was easy.
Store owner: You're not the first lovelorn young man to walk through that door. Three girls got proposals off my wife's slutty artichoke costume. Two others disappeared, but I focus on the positive.