Robin Quote #525
Quote from Robin in Canning Randy
Future Ted: [v.o.] Robin had always believed the key to success was intelligence, hard work and professionalism. Her new co-anchor, Becky, had a different philosophy.
[TV commercial:]
Becky: Boats, boats, boats!
Announcer: It's the Farhampton Boat Show!
Becky: Boats, boats, boats!
Announcer: November 5th, 6th and 7th at the Farhampton Civic Center.
Becky: Boats, boats, boats!
Announcer: Come on down.
Becky: Boats, boats, boats!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Canning Randy’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: Robin, who'd you sleep with?
Robin: I told you, Randy. He was a machine.
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Quote from Ted
Ted: And so, due to one architectural oversight, the Toledo Bridge Disaster of 1906 claimed the lives of 75 people. [dressed as a hotdog] Now, I hate to stop while I'm on a roll, but happy Halloween, ya crazies!
Scotty: Professor Brosby, you gonna come get beers with us later?
Ted: Nah, I got a thing. But you kids have fun trick or treating.
Betty: This is our treat. You're the coolest, Professor Mosby.
Ted: Well, hot dog.
[later, at a Halloween party:]
Lily: Did it hurt?
Ted: What?
Lily: Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass.
Ted: It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily, it's her heart. My class loves me. I'm really making an impression on those guys.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Man, I love the office Halloween party. It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas party. Though not as freaky as the office President's Day Rave. Or the office Tu B'Shvat Pajama Jammy-Jam.