Quote from Ted in Canning Randy
Ted: And so, due to one architectural oversight, the Toledo Bridge Disaster of 1906 claimed the lives of 75 people. [dressed as a hotdog] Now, I hate to stop while I'm on a roll, but happy Halloween, ya crazies! Scotty: Professor Brosby, you gonna come get beers with us later? Ted: Nah, I got a thing. But you kids have fun trick or treating. Betty: This is our treat. You're the coolest, Professor Mosby. Ted: Well, hot dog. [later, at a Halloween party:] Lily: Did it hurt? Ted: What? Lily: Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass. Ted: It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily, it's her heart. My class loves me. I'm really making an impression on those guys.